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  • sext: are you for or against the Oxford comma?



hitlervevo:

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the fact that this site isn’t filled with advertisements

(Source: hashtagugly, via asparagays)




bakrua:

when one of your friends says something shitty and offensive out of nowhere

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(via clunce)




  • person: ugh my sleeping schedule gets so messed up during the summer i end up going to bed at like 2 am every night! when do you go to bed?
  • me: .....not 7 am......



satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

(via sheeporghini)




orangeis:

One of the most dramatic moments of season 1.

(via bring-me-the-pizzas)




the-fandoms-are-cool:

fantasticbeastmovie:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

can we please talk about this

1998 is a hard year for jackie # even working two jobs money is tight # (especially with rose’s gymnastic lessons # but rose loves them and jackie will sell her own kidneys to ensure she can keep attending) # and christmas is just around the corner # she looks over her books and feels ill: # she simply can’t afford to get rose any proper gift this year # and it breaks her heart # because rose is so excited # she loves christmas # keeps saying how she hopes it’ll snow this year # proper like # and christmas eve jackie is up late # worrying and hating how disappointed rose is gonna be come morning # when she wakes up to see the floor is almost empty beneath the tree # and that’s when there’s a knock at the door # she opens it # (with a baseball bat at the ready - it’s late on the estate after all) # and there’s no one there # just a red child-sized bike # with a note attached # 'she's gonna be fantastic' it reads in messy loopy handwriting # 'merry christmas' # and normally she’d be worried about weirdos and stalkers but tonight # tonight it’s christmas eve and jackie tyler knows when not to look a gift horse in the mouth # so she hauls it inside quiet as she can # and the next morning when she’s awoken by the sound of rose crashing her new bike # into the hallway mirror # shrieking in delight the entire time # she takes a moment to say a silent thank you (via)

and now I’m crying

(Source: mickeysmth, via anonymousdudette)




gyllenhaha:

this guy in my personal finance class pointed at my water bottle and asked me “why are girls always drinking that” and i was like “water?” he asked me why girls are always drinking water

(via asparagays)




ennobaria:

There are much worse games to play.

(via perksofbeingafanboy)






typac:

u rich as fuck go buy a boat or somethin

typac:

u rich as fuck go buy a boat or somethin

(via asparagays)






hayleyfromparamore:

God bless this band.

hayleyfromparamore:

God bless this band.

(via paradavis)




disco-robots:

No wonder teenagers are so nervous and frustrated all the time; I can’t even sigh without my parents asking me why I have a “bad attitude.”

(via asparagays)




theyre:

Make fun of your baby for shitting itself

(via sheeporghini)